If You Only Had A Clue
to the tune of "If I Only Had A Brain," from The Wizard of OZ

When the Router's down and burning,
The hard drives are not turning,
Your boss is gonna sue...
Don't go running to the NT List
Cause you'll only get Sherry pissed
Because you don't have a clue....

The screen is nice and blue
The cd won't respond,
Mad Techies say to you,
You API goes on and on!

Unsubscribing is a great chore
Cause I can't scroll any lower
Free help I think I'm due...
Could set up my home network
I won't do any real work
For I don't have a clue...

take it, Benny!

Sdrawkcab70